I just joined another Yahoo group. This one is a bit different because it has nothing to do with writing. It has everything to do with God. I’m not trying to get you to accept Christ or anything, but I thought this might be interesting to you.
Here’s a copy of an old post I found on the group.
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code
named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed, “Sub sequential Internal Non-
morality, or commonly known as “SIN”.
Some Symptoms include but are not limited to:
* Loss of direction
* Lack of peace and joy
* Depression or confusion in the mental component
* Foul vocal emissions
* Selfish, violent behavior
* Amnesia of origin
To correct this SIN defect, the Manufacturer, who is neither liable
nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair
and service free of charge.
The Repair Technician, Jesus*, has most generously offered to bear
the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it
** Self Control
Please see the operating manual, Holy Bible, for further details on
the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all
repaired units direct monitoring and assistance from the resident
Maintenance technician, the Holy Spirit.
Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up
residence on the premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without making
these corrections voids the Manufacturer’s warranty, exposing the
unit to many dangers and problems — and will result in the human
unit being permanently impounded in a place called Hell.
*For Free emergency service, call on JESUS.
Thank you for your attention.
Tomorrow or the next day I’m going to go back to writing about writing.